Tuesday, March 19, 2013

the secret numbers you need to fill out your brackets


Much like Captain Ahab in the cartoon posted here a couple of days ago, at this time of year we all put in massive amounts of time filling out our brackets for the NCAA tourney and give up trying to get our jobs done for a couple of days.  Because of all of the productivity lost and its damage to the economy, I felt it was time for me to spend a couple of days doing diligent research so you could work at your job and still make sensible choices on your tournament brackets.

Your first thought is probably concern that I am not getting my job done, but as you may remember I am retired, so my job is not working.  I am an elderly man on a fixed income, remember?

Anyway, I have come up with what I call The Jimbo Number or TJN for short.  The number for each team in the tournament was calculated by figuring in the team’s winning percentage, RPI, percentage against top 25 and 26-50 rated teams.  I also weighted the winning percentage for the team’s last 12 games, figuring that the guys who get on a hot streak have a better chance.  I added in some light weighting of free throw percentage, assist to turnover ratio and rebounding.

Anyway, the higher number the better.  If you get stumped in your selections, just compare The Jimbo Number (TJN) of the two teams you are comparing and use the TJN instead of flipping a coin.  You can find The Jimbo Number on the chart below.  It is in alphabetical order by team name for convenience of finding the teams.

Now, most of you are probably getting ready to mortgage everything and go all in with my numbers.  Before you do you may want to remember that this is just for entertainment and more than $5 should not be put at risk on the data I am giving you.  Before you do anything crazy, be sure you consult with the missus.  She will probably ground you in reality before you do something you shouldn’t.

“Wilma,” you may say, “Let’s get ready to mortgage the house.  Jimbo has given me all the information I need to make a fortune.”

“Isn’t that the guy who said to buy Apple at $500 because it couldn’t go any lower?”

“Well, yeah, but…”

“And wasn’t he the guy who said to buy the Greek shipping stocks because they would be the first companies to profit from a worldwide economic recovery?  And you have seen the Baltic Dry Index lately, sinking just like all those shipping stocks.”

And, Wilma is probably right, but if you are going to burn five bucks on the office pot, anyway, you may want the use the information on this table.
 
Step up your game to a higher level.
 
THE JIMBO NUMBER  
   
   
School TJN
   
Akron 309.78
Albany (NY) 251.35
Arizona 353.12
Belmont 319.41
Boise St. 298.81
Bucknell 333.67
Butler 337.40
California 317.85
Cincinnati 262.02
Colorado 310.49
Colorado St. 313.18
Creighton 315.58
Davidson 296.70
Duke 422.96
Florida 356.54
Georgetown 394.03
Gonzaga 441.93
Harvard 237.28
Illinois 283.79
Indiana 385.11
Iona 210.80
Iowa St. 289.27
James Madison 199.67
Kansas 444.44
Kansas St. 332.55
La Salle 271.37
Liberty 185.77
LIU Brooklyn 216.70
Louisville 422.00
Marquette 339.40
Memphis 349.87
Miami (FL) 395.31
Michigan 344.42
Michigan St. 345.94
Middle Tenn 330.29
Minnesota 280.84
Missouri 327.66
Montana 266.30
N.C. A&T 190.47
New Mexico 414.20
New Mexico St. 290.79
North Carolina 293.18
North Carolina St. 307.12
Northwestern St. 256.08
Notre Dame 328.54
Ohio St. 363.97
Oklahoma 268.70
Oklahoma St. 344.70
Ole Miss 333.32
Oregon 346.27
Pacific 271.92
Pittsburgh 328.18
Saint Louis 405.21
San Diego St. 302.14
South Dakota St. 309.98
Southern U. 238.70
St. Mary's (CA) 311.17
Syracuse 309.24
Temple 332.41
UCLA 357.61
UNLV 347.08
Valparaiso 273.01
VCU 307.94
Villanova 291.35
Western Ky. 199.17
Wichita St. 332.63
Wisconsin 335.89

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