Sunday, June 09, 2013

more or less miserable


Last night we watched the blue ray of Les Miserables (pardon my French) and were somewhat less than impressed.  I know this thing has had universal critical acclaim, but I have to admit that I found myself wondering why they couldn’t just talk between songs, instead of singing three-word answers.

I was asking when Leonard Pinth-Garnell was going to make an appearance.

“There, now.  That wasn’t very good at all, was it?

You may remember, Pinth-Garnell was the character played by Dan Aykroyd on Saturday Night Live.  Aykroyd hosted skits titled Bad Theatre or Bad Ballet, which featured performances by ensembles that were—well—bad.  Usually the skits featured “our own Ronnie Bateman,” a character played by Bill Murray.

Anyway, I know I am going to fall on the wrong side of this one because I have heard so much praise, but I just was not entertained by the movie.

Many of you will naturally assume that I am just some kind of inarticulate, artless hick without any culture or taste, but I am going to recommend that you may want to skip this one.

It seemed to go on and on into tedium, with everyone singing, when an unsung, spoken, yes or no answer would have sufficed.  I was too bored at the end even to watch the credits, even though I wanted to see if Ronnie Bateman’s name was among them.

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