Dear the Donald,
I have read much and heard much about your offer to purchase
President Obama’s college and passport records and have heard many people say,
what does the President have to lose?
I analyzed the question and I applied that logic to my own
offer of my college records for $1 million.
I regret that I have to withdraw my offer, because I now understand that
anyone who would sell their college records would be an idiot and the President
and I are not idiots.
Well, he isn’t,
anyway.
Anyone who would sell their
college and passport application records would set themselves up for identity
theft.
Whoever had the application and transcript records of anyone
could ruin their lives applying for credit cards and using them for online
theft.
Although I don’t look at you as
a common criminal, well, you can’t be too careful these days.
I wish to make a counter-offer.
I will pay you $100 for all of you college
records, passport application records and your last 7 years income tax returns.
You have until midnight October 31 to produce them.
I figure that for me—an elderly, retired gentleman on a
fixed income-- $100 of my net worth is equivalent in your net worth to the $5 million you have
offered, and therefore a fair offer.
What have you got to lose?
Are you hiding something?
I think you are probably an honest man and you probably were
born in the
United States
and probably did well at the
Wharton School at the
University of Pennsylvania,
but how can I know for sure unless you come across?
I am anxiously awaiting your reply.
Jimbo
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